So recently my mom had had enough with our local news paper and canceled her subscription. As a result, I've been getting sales calls from them "trying to win back our patronage".

Best way to put off a sales call:
"I'm sorry, we're no longer interested in receiving your paper due to the severe and constant misrepresentation of City employee's salary and benefit."

Poor woman had no idea what to say.

Farrah Fawcett died today too. And I have to say, I care juuuuuust slightly more about her death than Micheal Jackson's.

It baffles me that people are freaking out about that, well, freak dying when this country, and the world, is in a 10 foot pile of shit.

Maybe it's a nice distraction for those people who've lost their jobs because wallstreet assraped our country. Seems stupid to me.

Anyway, have a picture of me in a cute pink dress! ( DUCKLIPS! )

I hate life so much right now.

I'm just happy I get the most awesome clients when doing commissions.

just fuck everything else.

Folding freashly washed tulle is whatever higher power you believe in's way of tortureing garment makers.

OMG please to never fold cleanly washed tulle again.

Everyone should go watch "There Will Be Brawl: Episode 5", and if you've never seen any before, watch them all! They're amazing!!

http://www.therewillbebrawl.com

Go go go go! =D

"Real women have curves," yeah yeah, blah blah, that's totally become over weight girls' excuse to settle their self esteem IMO (not that I disagree). I settle mine by looking at ( THIS! )

RIP greatest evar. UNF.

Disclaimer
Let me clearly state that by "over weight" I mean higher than one's desired weight, if it means something else to you, your problem..

I had a fun weekend at the end. I'll just cut out Saturday and count today as part of it. Friends own me right now for getting me out of the damn house.

Sunday was random, Reilly just decided to come and see Nana so he hung here for a while, after her service and dinner we watched "28 Weeks Later" cause Nana hadn't seen it, and drank creamy beers and HARD CREAMER. Real name, not making it up.

Then tonight Devon came into town from SanFran and went out with Scarlett. Nana took me along as her date, so it was a psuedo double date of severe "Fuck yeah, Lent is over!" for Nana and Devon; rice for her, booze for him. They both got drunk. And I was panicing over drunken loud banter in the parking garage and lost my car. That wasn't fun.

And I found a $20 on the ground! HELLO GAS TANK! XD~

That subject probably makes no sense...

BUT TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE END OF DAYS. I was buying cute clothes & shoes for previously mention trip when I unknowingly put into motion THE END. Today most of what I ordered came, and as I tried the clothes and shoes...I saw It. The End. Mini Char has awoken inside my subconscious, and I cannot stop her.

tristencitrine ( WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?! )

Requesting input on my new LJ layout. I realized I've had the same layout for 4 years now, and even though I REALLY liked it, I wanted something new.

I'm just incredibly indecisive, so any input, changes, advice on the color scheme would be very much appriciate!

Thanks guys =3

AHHH!! AHHHHH!!!! I JUST FOUND THIS. OMG, FANGASIM. AHHHHHHHH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hdSRVxJtqg

Now, if only he wasn't flat so often in "Man in the Box", it would be fucking PERFECT!!! AHHH! Two of their BEST SONGS. I wish he had done "Would?" too!!! Sorry but Phil Anselmo SUCKED at it IMO. AHHHHH!!!! I'm sorry, but I don't get hot crossovers in my fandom this epic EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hdSRVxJtqg